How it feels to be unemployed on a Monday

🚨Strategy has acquired 10,645 BTC for ~$980.3 million at ~$92,098 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 24.9% YTD 2025.

⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️ 🌸 Pura Vida 🍑

I’ve seen the future… (This isn’t it, but lulz)

Real.✔️

Are you this old? 🤔

“Bitcoin is in good hands. I’ve moved onto other things.” - Satoshi Nakamoto

The world has changed.