After my recent poll, I know a significant number of you would boink this.

#AskFedi does anyone know a good CPA (Certified Public Accountant) in Seattle who is—or might be—taking new clients? I have a friend who needs one soon.

Found at the Seattle Aquarium gift shop: A tale of greenwashed capitalism in three labels. #UntruthInAdvertising

Hi @npub1frxr...cdaj! Thanks for the follow request! Unfortunately there's not enough vibe on your profile to check, so... If you got to choose an animal¹ onesie to wear to your next Valentine's day event, what animal would it be? (assume everyone there would be similarly fabulous) ¹for the loosest possible interpretation of animal. I've already got a giant bear onesie (and a snug dinosaur onesie that I made into a hoodie and leg-warmers) for just such an occasion. #CAPTCHAlice

I'm clothes shopping at the thrift store, and I found a ginormous black bear onesie... I just might have to get it. Update: it was $7; I got it.

Why are we so against art theft until the art was made by a sexworker? If you see accounts that get off on posting stolen nudes, tell them to get off Fedi. It's art theft. Report them. My body, my right to share it. #PornRequiresConsent #StopArtTheft

You know how when someone says it's 11:11 everyone makes a wish? Yeah, I want that, but for 7:11 and everyone makes slurpee noises. And one person in the restaurant has *no* idea what's going on and just thinks they've lost their mind. #Make711Happen