Felt cute todayβ€”even though I had to donate a pair of jeans to the clothing swap because my butt it too bigΒΉ for them now. ΒΉOn the bright side, last night my girlfriend saidΒ² rappers should write songs about my butt. Β²I cannot lie, technically *I* said it, but she agreed. #AlicePics image
"Boo bop bopbop bop" is the original "Rawr! means I love you in dinosaur". #ShowerThoughts image