Alliteration and aposiopesis are two language tools I like and use quite often. I wonder how a language profile of my notes would look and whether I frequently use other figures of speech I'm not aware of.

A guy walks into a barbershop and asks for a perfect beard trim. The barber says, "To get it just right, you need to put this plastic ball in your mouth." He keeps shaving away. As the barber rinses the clippers, the guy asks, "What if I accidentally swallow the ball?" The barber shrugs. "That’s fine. You’d just bring it back in a few days. You wouldn't be the first." #joke #jokestr