🇷🇺ANOTHER RUSSIAN OIL TYCOON "FALLS" OUT OF A WINDOW
Andrey Badalov, VP of Putin-linked oil giant Transneft, just took the express route from his Moscow penthouse to the pavement.
He’s now the latest elite to mysteriously “lose his balance” near a high window - because in Russia, gravity is apparently state-sponsored.
Officially: investigators are "looking into it." Unofficially: add him to the body count of accidents that scream "don’t ask."
At this point, Russian energy execs should come with parachutes.
Source: The Sun