Fedizens, I need help. Somone I know has moved to Germany from the US. Is there any way they can keep their US cell phone number for 2FA? Google Voice and Google Fi won’t work

I’m just going to keep saving memes until my phone explodes

Describe your Mastodon account in a single image

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How to get to your gate at Schipol Airport: 1. Walk to the very end of the universe 2. Done

I am complete. *Yes, I know that’s not proper bacon, but whatever

Funny thing — those itching for civil war don’t seem to realize that they could very well lose. Again.

Don’t forget to push to prod before EOD today, thx

It’s spelled “whoa,” not “woah.” THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. x

You’re in his DMs. I AM his DM. Roll for initiative.