Come over and we'll watch old movies in my rumpus room.

Secretly hoping that if I boost and reply enough, no one will notice I have nothing to actually contribute today.

I wonder if there remains a person on my followers list who is still waiting for me to toot something of substance.

The world's longest pee is 508 seconds*. *Not verified by Guinness World Record, but with a name like Guinness, you'd think they'd show an interest.

oh...I see I have a version update. Thank you @stux⚡

Dear Menfolk. Don't spray PB Blaster in the house. 🤢 Not the penetrating lubricant I prefer.

My ears are ringing. There's no way that this many people are talking about me though. Sorry Gram, and your strange superstitions.

I decided to make an apple pie about it.

I wonder if anyone ever used the word "scintillating" about me.

Guess who backed into a Jeep at the voting place with the bike rack? Guess who rifled through her glove box on her knees with her ass in the air as the woman's husband returned to "decide" on things? His decision="You don't need to keep digging. It's just a scratch." I apologized profusely. Did the ass help? I'll never know.