god I can't stop salivating as I wait for amerifarts to turn venezuela into vietnam so I can hand out fell for it again awards to my internet friends, I'm literally turning into lindsey graham as I think about it

how am I supposed to live like this, what is going on. where are my glasses

british gossip rags graciously provided me with a new desktop wallpaper today. what a picture

what in the actual living fuck is going on in the uk

I was doing stuff on my itoddler computer and lost the cursor, then as I was shaking the mouse around I noticed that it's going around on my ipad and almost had a stroke. had no idea it could do that, how the fuck does it go there without a cable