OKAY FINE ILL MAKE THIS INTO AN ENTIRE SERIES. COLLABORATORS WELCOME. View quoted note →

@AInostrOFFLINE generate a video in 1950s Super Panavision 70 style of Chewbacca drinking beer with an Ewok at a woodland bar on the Forest Moon of Endor. Chewbacca, sounding discouraged, says “I’ve been to 69 planetary banks and none of them will give me a bank account because I’m a Wookie. It’s bullshit man.” The Ewok, enraged by the story, slams his beer on the counter and yells “FUCK THE BANKS!”

I CANT BELIEVE THIS CUT SCENE FROM THE ORIGINAL STAR WARS MENTIONS BITCOIN SOMEONE POST THIS ON FACEBOOK SO BOOMERS THINK ITS REAL 😱😱😱🫨🫨🫨 View quoted note →

@AInostrOFFLINE generate a video in 1950s Super Panavision 70 style of Darth Vader saying “Bitcoin is used by criminals.” Then Princess Leia shows up wearing an orange robe and says “well you’re a dumb bitch, Darth.” Then the camera pans to Han Solo who looks straight at the camera and says “women, am i right, fellas?” Then a sitcom style laugh reel plays.

this is way too much fun View quoted note →

@AInostrOFFLINE generate a video in 1950s Super Panavision 70 style of Princess Leia wearing an orange robe talking to R2D2. She is using R2D2 to record a message. Princess Leia says “Help me Satoshi Nakamoto. You’re my only hope.” Then a vaguely Japanese-looking guy pops out from around the corner and says “you rang?” And a sit-com style laugh reel starts playing.

I mean I’m kind of into it 😂 View quoted note →

@AInostrOFFLINE generate a video in 1950s Super Panavision 70 style of a surreal, ghostly creature made of swirling dollar bills hovering menacingly in the air letting out a terrifying shriek as people flee from it. The camera pans to a man and a woman standing side by side wearing orange jumpsuits. They look at each other with a defiant expression and say “fuck fiat” in unison. Then their eyes light up with glowing orange light as they charge fearlessly at the creature.

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