Do you have any idea how much self restraint it takes to not eat an entire container of sour cream. There should be a badge for this.

Alas, I am being forced to leave the house in the bitter cold because my eyebrows are becoming one. Thank you, father. View quoted note →

I’ve barely left the house in weeks and with the extreme cold coming now I’m concerned I might just become a shut in. Perhaps it’s not so bad. Who needs the outside anyway.

Guys I blame the CME the kiddo also woke up in the middle of the night and wouldn’t go back to bed.

I wonder what the first ever pillow looked and felt like. Rocks?