Go and listen to @walker and @jimmysong you're missing some interesting points

34 minutes later, its not even making that sound bacon should be doing. Nothing, silent fucking bacon

17 minutes later, is it done? Fuck no. Like how the fuck is this even possible? At home I would already be eating this with eggs.

Okay grumpy time, not being grumpy is bad for mental health. So I'm here in fucking kitchen, for over 30 minutes my bacon looks like on photo. Yeah, it didn't even start... At first I've tried to start this fucking black induction shit but turned out there's some kid lock. At least I've learned how to turn on those ungodly machines. Whatever, 20 minutes later and I'm standing here watching Godzilla king of mosters like total retard. Benefits are huge, I can go and smoke half of pack of cigarettes and it won't burn! Who the fuck said that fastfood is bad for your health? You know what's bad for my health, being fucking hungry.