I’m getting to the age where I say “I’m getting to the age where…” a lot more frequently.
Pro tip: Go on a shopping spree and treat urself. Then let buyer’s remorse set in and return it all and then feel so much better knowing that you’re saving all that money. It’s basically a win-win.
What do you do when you’re wearing a motorcycle helmet and u have to sneeze? Asking for fren. thx
Today i learned my local asian supermarket has an ‘american food’ aisle.
TIL motorcycle insurance is cheaper if ur married. Apparently being single is a risk factor for Geico 🙄
The quickest path to fame is to make a scene on an airplane. 100+ppl all sitting down with nothing better to do to other than whip out their phone and press record 🍿
Geolgists are the most down to earth ppl i’ve ever met.
There is no second best

Gavin Newson never ceases to amaze to astound me. absolutely insane.
Puts on Gavin Newsom.