my colleagues worry i drink too much coffee but when i explained i inhale the first and second one and they don't count they completely understood.

good morning, happy friday 🌻 ☕ 🎧

maybe if the far left and the far right keep going they'll meet each other somewhere

how is it only wednesday?

you would think the guy who "discovered" twitter and was there from the start would have more followers on the platform

scapegoating foreign nationals for the failures of government and the economy is the oldest trick in the book

happy diwali to all those who celebrate 🎉

i need another day of the weekend