Around 1995, I bought a box of 500 business envelopes. They finally ran out, and I bought another box. Modern envelopes are crap! No matter how hard I lick, these stupid things won't stay closed! I tried three in a row. Sending them back, with a complaint!

Due to a typo in the [@bsdcan](

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) ops team chat, am now pondering abandoning attendee badges in favor of attendee badgers. I'm the con chair. I can make that decision, right? #bsdcan

Willoughby's incisors were trying to kill him, so the rodentist had to take them out. The thumb-beast keeps telling him to chew with his "molars," whatever THOSE are, but he hasn't figured that out yet. #petrats #rats

Waffling on the title for my Christmas collection:

If I had a dollar for every time a man told me my crocs were unmanly, I'd have... a LOT more crocs.

Folks who are new to protesting: Never sign up for protests online. Never organize online. Just show up the day of with your sign, comfy clothes, and wont-cry-if-you-lose-it water bottle. If you've already signed up, don't do it again. If you're worried, bring a minute flip phone and write your lawyer's number on your arm. Random yahoo commenters will be quashed.

Ever see something so bad, you have to do it over yourself--but correctly? I have. https://mwl.io/ks #laserblasted #kickstarter

using #firefox or a derivative? Setting browser.ml.chat.enabled=false turns off the brand-new AI features. You're welcome.

Happy April Fools' everyone.

Good April Fools' pranks are benign violations of expectations, done with love and kindness. The prankee should neither feel fear nor have to spend time cleaning it up. Unless they laugh so hard that they pee. That's a special kind of win. If you can't achieve this, don't bother.