What are people using these days for Netflow/IPFIX collection and analysis? #sysadmin #netadmin (Yes, yes, I wrote "Network Flow Analysis," but it's IPv4-only and flow-tools is not extensible to IPv6, plus that was fifteen years ago and life moves on.)

This. All of this. Times several million. https://medium.com/@GregPogorzelski/the-thing-about-the-kobayashi-maru-4d5e1e49993e

Cashel would like to remind you that in a world where the Onion owns InfoWars, anything is possible. Write that book. Release that zero-day. Lick that wire. #petrats #rats

It's been hours, but The Onion purchasing Infowars still warms my heart.

How y'all doing?

Six days left to get your early copy of #dearAbyss! Six years of #sysadmin advice columns. Yes, I gave away the columns for free, now I'm trying to #kickstarter the collection. It's like I gave away the meat, but decided to sell the soup bone. It's probably best I stay a writer rather than open a restaurant. https://mwl.io/ks

Me to person who called on the phone: "No reputable company does business by phone any more." Were they real? Maybe. Can I trust them? Hell no. The phone industry failed to fix the problem, and cut their own throat.

GIF: it's pronounced "gife," rhymes with "knife."

I guess I was living in a bubble. Of mutual respect.

EMERGENCY RAT Because a bunch of y'all need it. #petrats #rats