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I'll be in Las Vegas next week, but not for Black Hat. Pondering a gelato meetup Monday night.
Halloumi is done with this thumb-beast nonsense of having the windows shut, and would like his Smells back right this moment. Explanations that it's 87F outside met were dismissed as irrelevant. #rats #petrats image
If you're in computing, read this.
I'm a full-time professional writer, but you can get free stuff from me. Sign up for my nonfiction mailing list and get a free tech book. Sign up for my fiction mailing list and get seven free stories. I also have an assortment of free fiction on various retailers, including: :flan_book: a short SF novel "Forever Falls." "There's no grounds for murder. There's no ground at all." Alien universes! Junior redshirt detective! A death that couldn't be accidental, couldn't be murder, and couldn't have even happened. :flan_book: the first Prohibition Orcs tale. Bootlegging in 1927 Detroit! Cold feet and hot lead! Elves that need a good punch in the throat! :flan_book: "Butterfly Stomp," the story that made people threaten me until I wrote the novel "Butterfly Stomp Waltz." Robin Hood meets Die Hard. Robbery! Explosions! Everyone's favorite bad guy! :flan_book: "Wednesday's Seagulls," the first story from the collection "Vicious Redemption." The only thing worse than living with a zombie is surviving without one. There's also my blog at , my Letters column for the FreeBSD Journal , and assorted tidbits scattered all around the web. Or you can browse my whole catalog at . (Yes, the freebies are offered in the hope that you'll buy things. I'm exactly like Costco, except without money or power or market share.)