*steps outside *smells the air “Cloudflare is down.”

Have you ever wanted to print your own money, but didn't want to go to jail? Now you can! Joking aside, I've assembled a proof-of-concept for a cash version of Bitcoin. See the video for a quick into, and the website (

BEM - Bitcoin Ecash Mint

) for more details.

ISO someone to draw me a waifu decal for / of my car (Yuki, a light-blue 2004 Lexus RX330). Chibi style, dark hair, puffy light-blue winter coat (doesn't need to be the same blue as the car). Holding a Toyota 3MZ-FE engine like a toddler holds a house cat (engine doesn't need to be highly detailed, just vaguely recognizable). Will provide reference photos of the car and engine and more details as requested. Budget is 150k sats, but there's wiggle room if you can either make a good argument for more or if I fall in love with your style (portfolio or samples links appreciated). #asknostr #art #commission

Spent some time trying to solve a problem with fancy tools only to re-discover, yet again, that the answer is…spreadsheet.

Can y’all guess what my new day-job entails? 👀

Car shopping the last few days. Wasn’t expecting to find a Lexus in my price range…