The four stages of a day off: 1. I will do so much stuff 2. Later I'll do lots of stuff 3. Eventually, I'll do some stuff 4. Oh no

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You can use American units to flirt, but it doesn't work with European ones. For example, you could say, 'I want to kiss every inch of your body' or 'Every inch of you is beautiful', but if you try saying them in centimetres, you'll sound like a German serial killer who works in a morgue.

girls don’t want boys. girls want mia goth's wardrobe in frankenstein (2025)

Dealing with a pattern I don't appreciate: In the past 3 months, two men I met here on Mastodon have come into my life with attention and promises, only to disappear completely shortly after. Honestly, I'm just fed up with being so sensitive and gullible.