#Meme #Humour

hi I’m a millennial and for large purchases i have to go open my laptop rather than use my smartphone

in french we dont say « I’m poor » we say « c’est la France à Macron » and I think its beautiful

for me it's between 7 and 9

"There's a theory that early Europeans started saying "brown one" or "honey- eater" instead of "bear" to avoid summoning them, and similarly my friend has started calling Alexa "the faceless woman" because saying her true name awakens her from her slumber"

Well, I looked. I shouldn't have. Checked my ex's statuses, and it's like I never existed. No mention of the breakup or me.

interviewer: how are you with excel me: i hate it interviewer: an experienced user then