For those of you who can’t remember the difference between a traditional IRA and a Roth IRA, a Roth is the one that used to be the frontman for Van Halen.
We just noticed that the groomer trimmed the fur on Winston’s huevos, so now I have to buy him a doggie T-shirt that says “I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS?!”
Got kicked out of church because the pastor said we should be more like Jesus, so I grabbed a bullwhip and chased the church coffee shop employees off the property
Harbor Freight Tools: You’re Doing One-Off DIY Projects, Not Making A Living With These Tools, So Shut The Hell Up And Buy This $30 Drill
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