Somebody posted that they’re “loosing weight,” and now I’m imagining these tiny little sentient blobs of adipose tissue running around and wreaking havoc on our town square.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but overthrowing tyranny isn’t radical; it’s reasonable.
BREAKING: RFK Jr. Demands Lead Be Added To Children’s Breakfast Cereals “I ate tons of it and it didn’t hurt me,” claimed the HHS Secretary as he sniffed compulsively and taxidermied his neighbor’s pug.
Even with all the shit that’s gone down in my lifetime, there have also been some pretty cool things. • I got to see the Aurora Borealis in Alabama • Rovers on Mars send back amazing photos • Scientists learned that not only are giant squid real, but so are colossal squid • The proliferation of pizza restaurants in the second half of the 20th century is cause for rejoicing • Mastodon is full of my kind of weirdos Care to name some cool things you’ve seen in life?
The Good, The Bad, and the Actually Kind Of Handsome With The Right Angle And Lighting #RuinAMovie #HashTagGames
Blunder Pressure by Queen & David Bowie #UhOhASongOrPoem #HashTagGames
From now on, whenever I’m about to embark on some sketchy shit, I’m going to shout “OPSEC IS CLEAN!”
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Dudebros paid $100K for a stupid looking, poorly performing, dangerous vehicle with parts that were literally glued on. This is art.