It’s okay to double dip:

Does anyone here use Ivory as their iPhone Mastodon app? If so, does the color of your links and hashtagged words randomly change colors? Happens to me, and I have no clue how to prevent it happening.

We have *actual* nazis waving swastika flags on bridges, yet we’re still screaming at each other online for being the wrong kind of progressive. This is why the bad guys are kicking our asses in elections and public sentiment. A house divided cannot stand, yet here we are with stones in our fists and aiming beside us.

Me: I’ve been prepping by chugging bottles of magnesium citrate Buddy: you’ve been what Me: *gurgling sounds* SUPER BOWEL HERE WE GOOOOO

New rule for the Federated timeline: for every political post, there should be one containing nudity. I believe we can make this happen.

Mastodon users aren’t like people on other social media. It’s the only place where a retired librarian will be like “here’s a link to my moss collection and oh, by the way, here’s the website of a local artisan who makes knives sharp enough to cut any nazi throat.”

I heard the phrase “murder most foul,” and my first thought was “wow, somebody really has it in for chickens.“

Mood

Hey, you Yeah, you. You are you, and that’s really cool. It’s okay if you’re trying to be a better you, that’s admirable. We could all stand to be more steady, more settled, more successful, or more learned, or more whatever. That’s good and right. But don’t let anybody tell you that the you you are right now isn’t good enough. You were born good enough, and you’ll always be good enough, even if you’re not exactly where you want to be right now. You’re you, and YOU ARE FUCKING AWESOME.

I’ve got $50 says the first plane load of people taken to Trump’s concentration camp includes at least 2 US citizens, one of them possibly a military veteran.