With all these sexual assaulters as picks, we should call them his Grabinet

The subject matter of the trial I’m booked to interpret this week is super heavy. I’m gonna need giggles, folks, and lots of ‘em. So please send me your memes (with alt text for our friends who need it, please), your jokes, your huddled anecdotes. Send me your groaner puns that would make your dad beam with pride. Send me your zingers and your groaners. Send me silliness in spades, will ya? Thanks in advance.

Movie concept: Frakes On A Plane. Jonathan Frakes goes around asking inane questions of each passenger.

We have a metal roof and I just got my vaccine, so we won’t be getting shingles any time soon.

The shock of the election results is fading. Nudes are back on the federated feed. The fediverse is healing.

There should be a VR app that turns any QR code into a bespoke labyrinth, complete with beasts to battle and treasure to win. Imagine how much more fun that train/bus commute would be.

Just walked out of a church service because the pastor decided to celebrate Trump’s win by starting a statement about the “woke agenda.” When someone uses that term, they have absolutely nothing worthwhile to say, and they certainly aren’t preaching the words of Christ.

Okay, but hear me out: more coffee

Lately, I’ve been really giving a listen to what the Endless Screaming bot has to say, and I think it’s making really good points.

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