Hey guys, since you’re now on Mastodon and there isn’t an algorithm shoving your toots in front of others’ eyes (that’s a great way to get Pink Eye, by the way), you’ll need hashtags. Fortunately, Harbor Freight sells a handy Hashtag Alignment & Sharpening Kit at a reasonable price. They also have an @ Bender in the same section, typically right beside the Federation Chain bins.
If you’re not squeamish, watch In A Violent Nature. It’s one of the most original takes on the slasher I’ve seen in a long time. I can tell I’ll be thinking about this movie for some time to come.
Listen. I’m in Alabama, which is one of the *very* few states that doesn’t have early voting, which is so red that OxyClean can’t help, and which is so politically lopsided that a bunch of seats up for grabs don’t even have a Democrat candidate. Know what I’m doing on 5 November? I’m voting so hard for Kamala Harris that it’s gonna leave permanent marks on the table and make the foundations of the church fellowship hall (our polling place) crack. I don’t give a shit what anybody says; EVERY vote counts.
