One of the better moments from last night: Harris: This ffffffffffffffffformer president…

I dig how Harris is setting Trump up to go on his unhinged rants and he’s swallowing it hook, line, & sinker. What I don’t understand is why they keep turning his mic on when it’s not his turn. Why do mods consistently give him more mic time?!

I’ve drunk so much coffee for so long, my bones are probably brown.

Guess who got a flu shot in one arm and a Covid shot in the other and hurts too much to point his thumbs at himself

Remember that scene in O Brother, Where Art Thou when Homer Stokes reveals his true colors and gets run out of town on a rail? Man, I wish that still happened in 2024

What kind of shithole country tolerates school shootings for a quarter century?

Hi. Please remember to add alt text to photos. And please make it more than “a dog” or just the punchline of whatever visual pun/joke. Describe it in detail, as if to a person who can’t see it - because that’s who we add alt text for. Thanks.

Fact: Gerry Rafferty’s Baker Street sounds better on a rainy night than on a sunny day.

How about some small batch, artisanal shutthefucupcakes