Reminder for my fedi friends who forget to lighten up now and then

[Dollar Tree] Jen: Just this card and gift bag, please Cashier: Okay, do you need a bag for those? Me: I have a pouch in my cheek. I’ll just put them there. Cashier: Jen: Me: Squirrel Boy. You may have heard of me. *transcript of actual events

Writers are probably racing today to reserve the title “Unserious” for their unauthorized Trump biographies

Trump doesn’t have enough depth to understand how weak and afraid it makes him look when he hangs on Harris’ every word and rants live.

Mocking a kid for being proud of his dad is a lot more telling than these shitheads could ever understand.

Is it true that Debbie Gibson’s mall crowds were bigger than Trump’s 2024 campaign crowds

If someone on this app closes their account we refer to them as mastogone

Did you eat a lot of dirt and wood chips as a kid? If so, Scotch Whisky might be for you!

I just found out my best friend has never watched The Iron Giant, and I don’t know how to deal with this.