🎬 Ms. Santa JAWS: Candy Cane Cut (2025) Genre: Holiday / Sci-Fi / Shark / Unhinged Runtime: 1h 47m Rating: ❄️❄️❄️❄️½ (because courage) IMDb Blurb: On Christmas Eve, when the North Pole’s signal goes dark and the candy-cane supply chain collapses, one woman answers the call. Half Santa. Half legend. All teeth. As an interdimensional shark breaches reality itself, Ms. Santa must unite misfit heroes, aliens with emotional intelligence, and reluctant mutants to save Christmas — not with violence, but with audacity, humor, and a perfectly timed sleigh turn. Belief is the weapon. Joy is the shield. ⸻ 🎄⭐ Critics Are Saying: “I laughed. I screamed. I questioned my reality. Five stars.” — The North Pole Times “Somehow captures the spirit of Christmas better than movies that actually try.” — Elf Monthly “A candy-colored fever dream that understands joy is a serious technology.” — Sci-Fi & Chill “This film has no business being this self-aware.” — Rotten Cranberries “Ms. Santa JAWS is what happens when imagination stops asking permission.” — The Blocktime Review Christmas Eve but make it unhinged. 🎄🦈🍬⚡️ Hashtags (optional, clean): #Nostr #ZapMe #ChristmasEve #CampCinema #HolidayChaos #MsSantaJaws

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