Happy Easter from Britain and Ireland’s most tortured 19th century hip-hop artist. (Quite seriously. That is what sprung rhythm is. Try it.)

I like how if you are discussing some large amount of money via text—like, a house price, or a federal grant or something, it doesn't matter—and you write out the number, then no matter what the number is Apple Pay will helpfully pop up and be like Hey! You need to send this cash to someone???