I have a feeling this is aging badly but maybe it will amuse someone!
Rabbit Hole (A QAnon Parody)
(Verse 1)
It started one night on the message boards,
A whisper turned into a holy war.
A secret cabal, behind closed doors,
The deep state’s pullin’ the strings once more.
(Pre-Chorus)
They say, “Trust the plan, just wait and see,”
But the dots don’t connect so easily...
(Chorus)
I’m fallin’ down the rabbit hole,
Lookin’ for a sign in the Super Bowl.
Every cryptic post, every secret code,
Keeps me diggin’ where the truth don’t go.
(Verse 2)
They talk in riddles, they drop vague clues,
Every headline feels like breaking news.
But the storm never came, the world’s still the same,
Yet they swear that justice is on its way.
(Pre-Chorus)
They say, “Trust the plan, just wait and see,”
But the dots don’t connect so easily...
(Chorus – Repeat)
I’m fallin’ down the rabbit hole,
Lookin’ for a sign in the Super Bowl.
Every cryptic post, every secret code,
Keeps me diggin’ where the truth don’t go.
(Bridge)
Follow the breadcrumbs, watch the show,
Who needs proof when you think you know?
Wake up, wake up, don’t get played,
Truth ain’t found in a Q brigade.
(Outro – Softly)
The storm was a whisper, the plan was a dream,
Turns out the world ain’t what it seemed...