>Woman says anything other than the requisite "hi, how are you?" She must be in love with me. It's going to take a month to get over this

Kill piggers. Outbid piggers. Roundhouse kick a hole through a piggers canvas. Slam dunk a pigger painting into the trashcan. Snipe their eBay auctions. Defecate in a piggers oil paints. Launch piggers into the sun. Stir fry paint brushes in a wok.

Hey kid, wanna get real hynix? I got DDR4 laptop ram, used, only $300.

If you don't live in India, the chances of your kids being born in India are 0%.