Sec. Kristi Noem announces DHS will give illegal migrants a $3,000 holiday stipend if they self-deport by December 31. https://hell.twtr.plus/media/998d91edffa24ea78a1bf6fbfc6ac61c619c44ab0498e306250f1c7946169dff.file

An Iranian-linked oil tanker traveling from Venezuela is currently evading U.S. forces. https://hell.twtr.plus/media/85a087af96e2ccb53dbf8d6ce158a9a3eaf1a4c5817cbc57975be00ae04b4258.file

OUTRAGEOUS! An illegal alien truck driver involved in a fatal crash in Washington has been released from custody. https://hell.twtr.plus/media/a238d09ceb60fae0980b650b20f677efa05116f4292332b3bb91965dbed5b2f0.file

In England, police officers responded to an unusual incident on Thursday when a runaway goat caused disruption in the town of Chippenham before being safely returned to its owner.

SPEAKER JOHNSON: If we lose the House majority, the radical left will impeach President Trump. https://hell.twtr.plus/media/19b38b0434b9a53f4e985c24ae77e73ae6d2f93424a943bbb827bb2e3041eae0.file

President Trump is set to make an announcement alongside the Secretary of War and the Secretary of the Navy an hour after receiving his intelligence briefing. https://hell.twtr.plus/media/8c2b7a343df1f889e7d194b0ab5be0120fb6c7969ec05bcb16c444c80a7fca31.file

Two men were suspended at the top of a 130-foot drop after a roller coaster malfunctioned in Texas, leaving them stuck at a 90-degree angle facing the ground for nearly an hour before they were safely brought down. https://hell.twtr.plus/media/df7b400cff2893a4ba6d528327d5a1e112f2a209c912ea06a1069946a5e1002f.file

President Trump has appointed Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry as special envoy to Greenland. https://hell.twtr.plus/media/3cc30b3e5763b659e24c30338c38a64c324f8f87e606fae509307677bbacc612.file

FAFO! An anti-ICE protester punched a Portland police sergeant in the face and was charged with a felony. https://hell.twtr.plus/media/c95d31cd200205b501d17d2fda05ef5742722a2b6d5c29f1d28583e0a36d004c.file