"I missed out on teenage romance. I've never had a girlfriend. I don't remember the last time I talked to a woman irl longer than 3 minutes. We must kill billions of people. Nuclear holocaust, tsunami tidal waves, Mt. St. Helens eruption."
"erm....that's just like a bit, right? Y-you don't actually want to do all that, it's just le heckin' irony?"
"...."