wife 😭

That you can post this and not be eviscerated into dust instantly is more proof of God's profound mercy.

"He posted coal? Launch the underground ICBMs and triangulate his location using the IP of his last post. Activate the MK Ultra sleeper cells and have them drive trucks with fertilizer straight into his garage. It's better for all of us that he dies, than risk posting coal again."

Shove this down the throat of every retard that still crows on about "muh baste military"