Someone I've known for 20 years describes me as annoyingly calm and extremely dangerous. I think this is why. Without even trying.

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What lovely day it's been.

Why do cows have hooves? Because they lactose 😏

Want to get addicted? *No problem, there’s a device, an app or a pill for that. Lack self control? *No problem, there’s a device, an app or a pill for that. *also made by the same people that wants to exploit you and make billions