Just checked — have earned about 3K sats, but my person co-mingles the funds into his own Alby account! WTF?

WHO THE FUCK IS AT THE DOOR!!!!!!!!!???????

Fucking guy calls me “the opportunist” because everything he opens the fridge I go into the kitchen. The fuck is his problem? I’m an *animal*, it’s not up to me to go where the food is, I just go.

WHO THE FUCK IS AT THE DOOR!!!!

Some shelter dog told me to “check my breeder privilege.”

WHO THE FUCK IS AT THE DOOR!!!

WHO THE FUCK IS AT THE DOOR!!!

They mock me, saying “he’s all bark, no bite,” but I have a friend who bit a few people, and they fucking executed him.