BASED!!!!! W W W W W W W W W W W W W ACTUALLY SO GOATED FOR TS

I've cut out so much fat and empty carbs and now I'm producing absolute cloggers. Dense 8 inch logs that don't break or bend even when I flush the toilet. I had to flush like three times in a row so my shit would align into position to go straight down the toilet hole like a tetris long bar. I don't know if the plumbing can even handle this. I'm a high level shitter now.

I'm the michael phelps of gooning and staring at the wall

This haircut is underrated as hell, too many bald guys shave their heads down when this looks cooler

Holy shit, I was looking at statues of Julius Caesar and I never realized he looked identical to blackops2cel