#Bitcoin shrugging of potential WW3 and rallying
Strategy about to have S&P 500 inclusion confirmed
Metaplanet absolutely dominating their BTC acquisition
Life is good
$1 million dollars isn’t what it used to be.
But 1 Bitcoin will always equal 1 Bitcoin.
Measuring is fiat terms will increase the price of everything.
Measuring in Bitcoin terms with decrease the price of everything.
Get on a Bitcoin standard.
You work 40 hours a week.
You pay taxes.
You budget.
You save.
Then the Fed holds a meeting and wipes 18 months of discipline with 12 basis points and a few words in italics.
Meanwhile, a Madagascar microcap just printed $100 million to buy #Bitcoin and is up 10x in 12 days.
Keep grinding, peasant.
The empire thanks you.
Your parents: “Just get a job!”
The job: $18/hr, no benefits, 47 Slack channels, and a DEI training on emotional hygiene.
Rent is $2,600.
Eggs are $9.
But sure, you’re lazy.
Stack harder.
You think Bitcoin is risky?
You’ve got a 2007 Chevy Impala with 3 donut tires, a “FJB” bumper sticker, and a custom subwoofer installed by your cousin who wires meth labs for side cash.
You cash your $723 biweekly paycheck at a liquor store because you’re “done with banks,” then blow half of it on Coors Banquet and a vape that glows like a carnival ride.
You spent $19.95 on a gold eagle coin replica from a TV infomercial and store your “emergency fund” in a Folgers can under your mattress next to a .38 special and a VHS of Walker, Texas Ranger.
Your idea of wealth protection is a pit bull named Ruger and two Bud Light tallboys.
Opt out of this absolute madness.
