A small consolation prize coming out of this weekend’s dejecting turn of events, is that Gretchen Whitmer’s 2028 presidential aspirations were also damaged by Trump’s bombing, as Whitmer had calculatingly become chummy with Trump since November, and had hugged him in public during his recent visit to Michigan. Now she has to go forward with the stink of his shit permanently on her, which is funny.

Tulsi Gabbard’s heel-turn on Iranian WMDs has nothing to do with her being leveraged or extorted in the manner happening to Trump. In fact, I don’t believe any material even exists worth blackmailing her over. No, she fell in line with the kikes simply because at her core, she is a garden-variety career-climbing cunt who secretly believes she can succeed in being the first hole president where Hillary and Kamala failed.

Iranian ships are gathering in the Strait of Hormuz as we speak. Better fill up your gas tank right now.

Iran is closing the Strait of Hormuz