The Eurohags have big plans for 2026! ✅ Gender equality, LGBTIQ rights, Online Safety and Faster decarbonisation is in! ❌ Russian gas, Overpriced housing, Unstable jobs, Cyberbullying and Complicated Ts & Cs are out! Thank god the Karens are in Control of Europe; they will manifest this new reality with their mastery of The Secret and their encyclopaedic knowledge of Eat, Pray, Love.