Wild experience this morning >at cabin on vacation >sleeping in the little bunkhouse >hear animal noises from outside >heavy breathing and scratching >couple minutes later it goes away >peek out windows, see nothing >step out, obvious trail of scratch marks lead to cabin >cabin door is beat to shit >it's also only partly closed >open the door >get on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur

We're gonna do terrible things to you dawg. We're gonna tie your shoelaces together. We're gonna put a "kick me" sign on your back. We're gonna swap your pen for a dried-up pen.

I should follow a bunch of fedi accounts at random

My IQ has fallen at least 40 points in the past 3 years

I think I enjoy the Jigglypuff emotes a bit too much :puffpowerroll:

I'M TRAPPED IN THE PAST SEND HELP THEY'RE MAKING ME PLAY THE SHITTY GAMES THAT SUCK ASS

>recommended article shoved in front of my eyes >New Final Fantasy "A Great One To Start With" Say Developers Oh yeah? Really? The developers of the game say the game is a good one to start with? For real? Wow. That's crazy. Unprecedented, even, I don't think Squeenix has ever said a new Final Fantasy was a good one to start with. I really expected them to say "if you didn't play through the first 16 plus change of these games when they came out, don't bother with the new one"