Matty is thus: "My Crew is Nice and it keeps getting Nicer, That's cuz I put my dick through a ricer!"

Crazy tired

One must imagine Sisyphus on that grind

What the deuce

I should stop doing anything at all that won't help me find a wife

I think that if a video game distinguishes offensive and supportive magic as "black magic" and "white magic" but also has "dark magic" as another category, we should be allowed to lynch everyone involved in its creation

Chat, is this real???

>check the forecast on my work computer >on the side is an ad for novelty tee shirts >the biggest one says "my wife beats me" :puffdownwardspiral:

Note to self: if a girl says she's 3% Native American, it's not a good idea to immediately tell her you're "going to go Custer's Revenge" on her