Dating tip: be the most attractive guy in the room at all times in all respects. Pay other guys to leave the room if necessary.

Apparently people who took the covid vax have already aged by like 5 years since 2020. Crazy stuff.

So uh, is a "normiecon" an event where normies gather, or is it a guy who's into normies?

Shooting steam out of my ears and popping my eyes out and rolling my tongue out like a carpet on the ground as my heart smashes through my ribcage and I faint due to seeing an attractive woman irl groyper

Tomar Tomar Tomar what would you do if you noticed that your entire house had been moving north by one inch every day and when you stayed up to see how it happened you saw an army of miniature yous pop up out of the ground to move it groyper

You can make fun of skibidi toilet all you want but it's still better by leagues than anything gen beta will ever see

There's a The-Girl-Reading-This-shaped hole in my heart

Guy who is pretty good at a lot of things but not the cream of the crop at any of them, and is too self-conscious to enjoy the level of talent he has

I went to the "writing a book" convention and everyone knew you. I went to the "publishing a book" function and not a soul knew your name