Today I copied a cell value in excel and immediately pasted it into notepad, and received the following text “Retrieving data. Wait a few seconds and try to cut or copy again.” I have never seen this in my life and I have been using computers for almost 30 years. I don’t know what it means, but I think I won - I beat the computer.

Don’t say te calmas o te calmo to the shop foreman if you want to live in harmony.

What’s your condition(ing)?

GOAT of all time #musicmakemelosecontrol

The face when you miss your CFO’s call* *check my pfp

Accountability is so rare that some people don’t even know how to process it. It takes the wind out of their argumentative sails when you defuse the situation with honest, personal responsibility. It’s basically a superpower.

Be perfect. Or else learn to apologize well. I know what I chose.

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas.

Take the L, flip it backwards, and tilt it 45 degrees to the right so that it resembles a hockey stick, exponential growth.

“Life was good until Dad downloaded Kalshi. He was so busy predicting the future, he didn’t need to bet on ours anymore.”