Leonid Brezhnev did not die in 1982, he actually died in 2020 from COVID. #MandelaEffect

"The key to survival in any scenario is to KYS (Know Your Surroundings)" - me as a self defense instructor

maduro when he saw delta force: "chat is this real"

japanese people counting be like: itchy knees sand shoes go rocky

What even is the internet anymore

what is the most evil linux distro?

"i am rightful heir to the imperial throne, i am son of genghis khan" "yeah, you and everyone else pal"

who wanna #smokecrack with me?

bing bong bing korky buchek

"Moooooooom, ChatGPT told me to kill myself again" "GODDAMMIT BILLY THIS IS JUST XBOX LIVE ALL OVER AGAIN"