Have you ever stopped and considered that maybe the reason things are the way they are in the world is that because WE are the artificial intelligence? #PlotTwist

It's Saturday. Stop rushing around like your job is on the line. Slow down a little. It's gonna be okay.

Damn it. I have laundry to do today. Maybe I just need more clothes? That way I'll have longer stretches between laundry days. Nah...

I can't recall the last time I was whelmed, sheveled, ruly, kempt, couth or felt chalant.

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The phrase "How dare you" has always seemed off to me. It should be "How do you dare?" but for some reason, someone decided to fuck with the syntax and fuck with everyone's brains. Yet it continues to exist. "How" is a question of the manner in which something is done. "Dare" is a challenge. "You" is the person it's directed at. So essentially you're saying "In what manner challenge you?" Which is even a worse sentence. Why am I telling you this? No clue. Welcome to my ADHD brain.

You can blame LLM's all you want, but I still say that coming out of the trees was the beginning of the end of it all.

We can’t keep meeting like this.

I'm fairly sure that fantasy and scifi books are just punching keys to come up with names. "As the 3 moons set over the horizon, Fgaleshbaichi knew that soon she would have to meet with Schffhiodod in the town of Klopshtighlr."

I say that instead of rebooting old shows and movies, we just start combining them. Like I wanna see a movie called “The breakfast fight club“ where a bunch of teenagers start a fight club in detention or “Pee-wee‘s big adventure in babysitting.” Where Pee-wee has to take the kids he’s babysitting into the big city to raise money to save his playhouse. What mashup movies or TV series would you want to see?