If you feel the need to reply to a joke with a political comment, don't. Don't do that. Let people breathe in between all of the bullshit out there. Okay?

As great of a bodybuilder that Arnold Schwarzenegger was, he doesn’t hold a candle to Dr. Frankenstein.

So the curry was a mistake last night. Tasted good though. 🚽

Help me settle a bet. Do you actually care about the URL of the website you’re visiting? Like if someone has a website, do you care if it’s www.yourfriend.com or if it’s yourfriend.freewebsite.com ?

Have you ever wondered if we’re all just a simulation created by an advanced alien race that discovered a dead earth and fell in love with our cat pictures and now unbeknownst to us our real purpose is to produce more cat pictures for them? Or is that just me?

I'm told this can be helpful in telling them apart.

So what I’m saying, is that the thing that we call “reality“ is just some arbitrary categorization of forms. The truth is that we are all simply just water in the same ocean and that separating one “thing“ from another “thing“ makes about as much sense as separating one “drop of water“ from another “drop of water“. We just pretend things exist to make it easier. The Fedi: That’s great sir, but this is The Fedi. Do you want to see a cat pic or a fart joke? Me: Fart joke please. 😔 TheFedi: 🍑💨

🛌🚽 🛌🚽 🛌🚽 My nightly routine. 🛌🚽 🛌🚽 🛌🚽

The trolly problem but everyone on the tracks are cops.

I drank a bunch of water yesterday so I was up a lot last night visiting the porcelain chair and now today I'm dragging ass. Stupid sleep. Who invented this shit?