Ok boxed cereal lovers... Which cereal would you eat without milk or ANY liquid for an entire year? Please BOOST to get more answers!

It's Wednesday. The most irrelevant day of the week. Make sure you...do... whatever I guess? I don't know. It's Wednesday. Who cares?

If I am elected Mayor of Mastodon... All Mastodon plushies will have a button that when pressed will say "I'd federate with you anytime." Thank you for your vote.

Don't eat the rich. Make them fight each other for sport, sell that fight on PPV, and then use that money on top of the money that we've taken from them to house and feed people. Just a thought.

I would rather play a video game where actual electricity shoots out of the controller and zaps my dick, than I would want to play any "cop simulator" game.

If I had a nickel for every time I forgot something, I'd be all "Where did I get all of these nickles?"

I hope I’ve done this right. If I’ve timed this toot correctly, you should be reading it at precisely the time that you are. Did it work?

I urge all of you in the U.S. to keep this one thing in mind... The closer we get to the elections, the more anxious people will be. Anxiety can lead to frustration, and frustration can often lead to anger. We can each offset this anxiety in our own and others lives by doing one simple thing. Practice kindness. I don't mean "be kind". I mean "practice kindness". One is a state of being, the other is action made manifest. Look for opportunities to share kindness. It WILL help.

Danny Trejos knows what we all need during this election season.

I'll never understand why some people freak out over opening one of those cylinder biscuit containers that pops open. It's just a "pop" sound. It's not going to blow your arm off.