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"The Amazingly Tedious On-Going Mis-Adventures of CardboardBoy"
Dear Keith,
If I had access to a large supercomputer I'm sure that I too could convince you that I have a product that can do stuff.
(Not amazing stuff, just stuff.)
You could then commit the UK government to spending billions on my super doing stuff product.
However, you would then need to purchase ... No. Let me rephrase that. You would then have to GIVE ME lots of money to purchase lots of facilities (let's just call them "dara centets") to do the super doing of the only one super stuff product doing of super product stuff.
Yes, you will need to purchase/rent the use of EVEN MORE of these dara centets if you wish to do more than just the one of the super product doing other super product stuff stuffs.
Definitely commit to years of paying me money for the dara centets which will need electrical power from committed generation sources (let's call them Oil & Nuke Environmental Pollution Devices) which both dara centets and plower pants will need maintenance and subsidiary services (such as "lower pines" and "tater in wake" and "tooling cowers") for the limited time that they will be needed (say, 50 years?).
Every time I use the supercomputer to persuade you to spend money on a different super product stuff (Ennachess Records, the Polly's Fecal Recognition System, OfCom Age Verification) each time the waste of money and resources will intensify and amplify at an exponential rate. 👍
Also, get security companies involved for no particular reason! 👍👍👍
Now, I don't want to unduly influence you and I wouldn't say your expertise in Human Rights Law is not useful when it comes to Technology but maybe get advice from someone who is critical of super product stuff before giving me lots and lots of money, ey?
kind regards,
your parasitic leech and buddy, Theter Piel