Why donβt skeletons like the cold?
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They canβt handle the chills.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
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Because it was two-tired.
I like telling Dad jokesβ¦
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sometimes he laughs.
How do bees brush their hair?
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With a honeycomb.
How do you fix a broken tomato?
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With tomato paste.
Why do clouds never get lost?
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Because they follow the wind.
Why do ducks never get into arguments?
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Because they always let things roll off their backs.
I wondered why the frisbee kept on getting bigger.
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Then it hit me.
What name do you give a person with a rubber toe?
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Roberto
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
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Because it's a little meteor.
