Just watched a documentary about beavers.
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It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
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Kernel.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
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Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?
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Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?
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The space bar.
